Man Driving Naked with Open Beer Crashes into Five Cars
As the saying goes, you can’t make this stuff up.
Not surprisingly, the driver failed a field sobriety test. He was then charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, and operating a vehicle with an open container of alcohol. Either there was no statute readily-applicable to his sartorial choice, or the officers on the scene chose the more expeditious route: A cover-up.