Late on a December Monday night, less than ten miles from our office, a woman was charged with DUI, and she called a friend to come pick her up at the police station.
Upon arrival, the friend was charged with DUI because she too was half in the bag.
So another friend was called. Yup, he earned a DUI of his own once he arrived.
Finally, a sober adult was located to drive the trio of tipplers home.
Based on this statistical sample, three out of four drivers are drunk!
