From our friends at FMG Publications comes this story of a not-very-successful young criminal here in New Jersey. Age 27 and armed with a knife, he slipped into an unlocked car outside a store and crouched in the back seat, waiting for the unsuspecting driver to return.
When the driver and a passenger entered the car and settled into the front seats, Our Hero made his move. Unfortunately for him, the driver immediately turned around and began pummeling the the guy with both fists, while the passenger jumped out and began screaming for help. The would-be thief was able to escape, but was apprehended shortly thereafter.
His intended victim? A 94-year-old woman! The passenger who ran for help? Her 93-year-old sister. Neither was injured.