Can't-Stand-Up Routine

It sounds like a cheap joke:  How many police officers does it take to administer a breath test to a woman who then blows a .217, nearly three times the legal limit?

In Jonesboro, Arkansas, this week the answer is two, one to administer the test and one to prop up the woman, so drunk that she could not stand.

So drunk that she crashed her car into a house.

So drunk that she to attempted to continue her drive with the next available vehicle.

So drunk that the vehicle she selected was a child’s battery-powered Power Wheels truck.

 (Maybe she thought it was a Prius?)

Oh, one more thing:  So drunk that she had neglected to put on pants.